Inspector Shojvert

paranormal-actiddies:

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of posting this

OP died and respawned before they posted this

millennial-review:

vermouthea:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

• The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
  

adding this to the post for posterity:

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
  

im going insane

• Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
  
• Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

how far back would a time traveler have to go where the response to any one these things would be “what???” instead of a resigned “okay”

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

buncheeks:

draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

maximum-overboner:

i have a friend that, god love him, doesn’t photograph well. he’s very laid back but the problem is that his resting face looks absolutely fucking furious and he’s started to lean into it. me and my friends have a few group photos that look like this 

3blush:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BllUQ9qBso5

multitrackdrifting:

me, explaining depression to my gamer friends: well it’s like life throws 30 quick time events at you starting from the moment you had the audacity to wake up this morning and you pass none of them except brushing your teeth or showering and even then…
gamer: oh dude that’s totally not epic, and i would not like comment nor subscribe. hope you #levelup for this boss fight because it’s hard to beat your inner demons man. 
me: 
.._„„„„¸_……………………………._¸„„„„_
./’.……¯’*~–„…….……………„–~*‘¯…….’\
Ì'ì\,.…_¸„–~~-„)…………… („-~~–„¸_….,/ì'Ì
…’\¯"¯-¸: : : : : ¯"^-„¸….¸„-^“¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/’…
…”-,„„¸/’ : : : : : : : ¸„„-^“¯ : : : : : : : ’\¸„„,-”……
**¯¯¯’^^~-„„„—-~^*’“¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-”……….
.:.:.:.:.„-^“ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„-” “^-„.:.:.:.:.
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯ : : : : .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::.
:.’ : : ’\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~“¯~-„„¸; : : : : : : : ’ : : ’.:
:.:.:: :”-„"“***/*‘ì¸'¯… … . . ¯'¸ì’*\***”“„-”: ::.:.:
:.’: : : : :“-„ : : :”\ . .Brothers. . /“: : : „-”: : : : :’.:
.:.:.: : : : :“ : : : : \, …In … ,/ : : : : ”: : : : :.:.:.
: : : : : : :, : : : : :/ . . Arms… \: : : : : :,: : : : : :